El Nino might have secured permanent residency, signing autographs in Ontario with absolutely no intention of leaving.
So now it’s me who has to go on a field trip.

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Multitasking tomorrow, bringing Martian kids to Earth for a field trip. Preparing my captain’s note. :

Captain’s PSA:
Bienvenidos a bordo, espero que estén teniendo un gran día..
Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking.. we’ve officially cleared the April turbulence.
The Arctic chills and El Niño mood swings are behind us. No more minus double digits, no more artificial conditions.
If you’ve been keeping a small flame alive under the blanket, now’s the time to find your runway, lift off on new platform and let that spark turn into a rainbow that flies.

With the MH coronation wrapped for another year, the Martian kids cornered me with the most serious question they could manage:
‘Dr. Glassford, now that the birthday is over, do we unbow? Or do we keep living with bows?’

They know exactly what they’re doing with all that exaggerated innocence, and calculated cuteness.

They love any excuse to celebrate, and with that level of charm I might actually die or bring them all to Canada.

It’s their kind of strategy to melt a person and make them forget they were living for anything else.

Residents, at this point I’m convinced mountain climbing is the safer hobby compared to digging through the jungle.
At least the rocks aren’t out there plotting revenge like those forest hunters.
But if the rocks get bored and start throwing themselves, it helps having the right company there who can keep things interesting in their own way.

There’s this new game dropping on Steam called Trees Hate You and I’m actually stressed

You’re just walking through a forest trying to survive and the trees start acting weird like they’re trying to hunt you

Residents, there is no moral lesson here in this game but honestly this might explain why we have so many wildfires slipping into our homes.

If you ask me personally, trees do loyalty and revenge but two friends keep the same energy front and back.