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Dr. Glassford Dr. Glassford wrote on April 2, 2026 at 2:09 am
Thankfully April Fools is over, so seriously you may have heard about the 14ton Kit Kat heist. And I'm pretty sure aliens are behind it. 🍫

Hear me out.
We know that fashion is fashion. And art is art. But..

The Met Gala announced 'Fashion is Art'.

Now stay with me.

If fashion is art, then KFC is chicken πŸ— obvi

Cool, cool. Love that for them.

Now we can dive deeper.
Life is simple. πŸ©·πŸ’²
M&Ms are pebbles. β˜ΊοΈπŸ’ŽπŸŒŠ


Therefore we conclude:
Kit Kat is Mars. 🫒

And we already know aliens might beef with Martians over their planet.

So what do aliens do? πŸ‘½

They steal Mars with Met Gala loop hole because they don't have their own. πŸ›Έ

Invasion or not? Don't know.
Met Gala a soft launch of heist? Maybe.
Mono Lisa is Ice cream? 😭

However, there are now so many other unanswered questions which I'll leave to Good For You! πŸ’ž

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