Noting Out

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138 entries.
Dr. Glassford Dr. Glassford wrote on June 11, 2026 at 2:45 pm
Today, on my way down to watch the FIFA ceremony, I was surprised to find two children from Mars quietly coloring in the lobby.
Thinking they might be lost, I asked the concierge what was going on.

The concierge informed me that these Martians came all the way to Earth to learn how to dance.

Residents, I need your assistance getting these kids to dance class.
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Dr. Glassford Dr. Glassford wrote on June 10, 2026 at 4:38 pm
When you think you're the bombshell returning after some time away, only to find your favorite friends still holding down the fort and making the place feel like home.

Then, just when you think you've caught up on everything, you discover that our Residents Exchange Program has already kicked off.
Google's Residency Program Promo

Our CTO, Riley, has accepted a transfer and will be departing for Google as part of the exchange. In return, we'll be welcoming an ICON to Tandem.

We couldn't be haapier for Riley, though I have to admit this New ICON surprisingly stole my grand entrance last night like a monkey claiming the best branch.

We can't wait to give our newest resident a warm Tandem welcome.
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Dr. Glassford Dr. Glassford wrote on June 9, 2026 at 8:02 pm
Tonight, a hot new bombshell enters the villa.
Spoiler, It's just me, Back at work, No twists.
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Evan Evan wrote on June 9, 2026 at 5:30 pm
A hard bite on a warm glazed cookie in white dripping on me on a summer day, no composure, is a fair chance but not the same as having it all.
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Evan Evan wrote on June 8, 2026 at 1:59 am
I wanted to adopt that swan and bring it home, but the swan made it clear it was adopting the lake.
Looks like I may be heading to Niagara in search of a puppy instead.
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Evan Evan wrote on June 7, 2026 at 5:41 pm
Following the breadcrumbs to friends



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Dr. Glassford Dr. Glassford wrote on June 6, 2026 at 6:53 am
Attention residents,

Low body fat on Earth and a private therapist on Mars are the finest accessories you'll ever own.

My doctor's office will reopen next week, following a successful recovery from a thigh tendon injury, so we may continue pursuing this purpose together.

There is no need to change your doctor if you had a prior appointment.

I miss you all, and I want to hear how you've been.
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Evan Evan wrote on June 3, 2026 at 8:05 pm
My blood pressure medicine prescribed by doctor for whenever friends post their great style, fit taste, and future plans

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Evan Evan wrote on June 3, 2026 at 4:13 am
My grandmother Margrethe has apparently issued instructions to redirect my thoughts toward her.
I can't help but wonder what could be so important?
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Evan Evan wrote on June 2, 2026 at 3:07 pm
According to a local LLM, the Strawberry Moon is the night when Blue Moon fantasies stop in the imagination and start finding their way into reality.
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