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Dr. Glassford wrote on April 3, 2026 at 2:04 pm

Few days ago we watched Moe‑chan tug Punchy’s ponytail and sprint off. Cute, sure ok but friendship is supposed to orbit around mutual gravity, not one way pulls. 🐎

So what’s the move now? 🤔
Does Punchy get to tug back?
I mean in a mutual friendship both sides should feel the same love, the same fairness, the same give and take, and the same pull back that keeps things balanced. 💞
And with their age gap, maybe it’s time Punchy gets a little training in the art of balance.
The same art that makes fashionable tapes. 🤤

🎥Watch Moe-chan intentionally pull punchy's ponytail
❤️‍🔥

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Dr. Glassford wrote on April 2, 2026 at 2:09 am

Thankfully April Fools is over, so seriously you may have heard about the 14ton Kit Kat heist. And I'm pretty sure aliens are behind it. 🍫

Hear me out.
We know that fashion is fashion. And art is art. But..

The Met Gala announced 'Fashion is Art'.

Now stay with me.

If fashion is art, then KFC is chicken 🍗 obvi

Cool, cool. Love that for them.

Now we can dive deeper.
Life is simple. 🩷💲
M&Ms are pebbles. ☺️💎🌊

Therefore we conclude:
Kit Kat is Mars. 🫢

And we already know aliens might beef with Martians over their planet.

So what do aliens do? 👽

They steal Mars with Met Gala loop hole because they don't have their own. 🛸

Invasion or not? Don't know.
Met Gala a soft launch of heist? Maybe.
Mono Lisa is Ice cream? 😭

However, there are now so many other unanswered questions which I'll leave to Good For You! 💞

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Dr. Glassford wrote on March 30, 2026 at 1:23 am

Fun fact: across the universe, humans and Martians are the only species that blush when feelings strike. ☺️
Everyone else stays cool, unbothered. Maybe that’s why they feel closest to our inner selves. 🌹

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Dr. Glassford wrote on March 28, 2026 at 3:05 am

Working on our stories popup functionality and tightening the flow so the animation rises and opens with little sparks of delight. 😛😘 🫢

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Dr. Glassford wrote on March 27, 2026 at 5:04 am

Treating myself to a self crafted bouquet of emoji.

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Jean wrote on March 26, 2026 at 4:34 pm

An early wish before the rush, wishing you a beautiful Easter, a little early 😙 💖 🐰

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Dr. Glassford wrote on March 26, 2026 at 4:21 am

POII(Point Of Inner Insight): March 26th, Weather forecast 5CM snow, Therapist location unknown, Vitamin sea alternative from the lab. 😄

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Dr. Glassford wrote on March 25, 2026 at 2:57 am

They call it planet life because the discovery never stops. Here is the latest unlocked supplement you can dose by surfing 🌊 😋

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Dr. Glassford wrote on March 24, 2026 at 6:01 pm

Okay so I've been doing my own research on Punch and his "seemingly GF" Moe-chan. 🙊

And therefore I have things to say. The girlfriend narrative is manufactured for fantasy because the Internet is wild. 🐅

Moe-chan is 5-7 years older and she is simply his unlicensed therapist. So why is every headline calling her his girlfriend? 🤔

And here's what they're conveniently leaving out, Moe-chan has her own partner. her own life. She simply took a younger monkey under her wing and the internet ran with it. 🫢

Punch is single. he needed a friend and found a slightly older friend who loves him and very committed to his emotional regulation sessions. 😊

I just needed to clear the air for the residents. 🏩

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Dr. Glassford wrote on March 24, 2026 at 3:20 am

Imagine overlapping the letters like that so nobody else can use it any other way. 😭

It’s fine, we’ve got cardboard signs and roadside honey until MH makes it 🥺

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