Lowkey proud of Dakota Johnson and Tucker Pillsbury. Finding your person in this universe is rare.
If they drop a P.O. box, I’m contributing to the lore with presents.
MH is officially opening its Pet for Martian Exchange Beta, allowing you to trade your pet of any size, any species for a baby Martian, depending on your location and interest in your region.
We are not judging, if you’ve got an extra cat sitting in a box, a dog hasn't woken up, a fish that doesn't give hugs, this might be your moment.
These little shy nuggets are cute, adorable, and deliciously charming, and their gaurdians begun surfing above Earth to study our geography.
If you spot a tiny glowing traveler overhead, don’t panic they’re just scouting for their future families.
A very limited number of baby Martians are available in this cycle.
If you’re interested in welcoming one into your home, drop me a line to apply and check your eligibility before they’re all claimed.
The moment I realised MH rotated counter clockwise spells HW, which is short for Homework or Hot Wife Kink post-grad, I knew MH must stand for Cool Husband Afterhours, and you can not give it all to one guy.
So YES, I accepted the presidency partly for the acronym math.
Friends always give that unconditional love 🌻 something I could never keep up with alone, though I’ll save them in memory ✌️
But if you’re casting for a supporting actor, I know someone who’d love to audition 🤗
Few days ago we watched Moe‑chan tug Punchy’s ponytail and sprint off. Cute, sure ok but friendship is supposed to orbit around mutual gravity, not one way pulls. 🐎
So what’s the move now? 🤔
Does Punchy get to tug back?
I mean in a mutual friendship both sides should feel the same love, the same fairness, the same give and take, and the same pull back that keeps things balanced. 💞
And with their age gap, maybe it’s time Punchy gets a little training in the art of balance.
The same art that makes fashionable tapes. 🤤
Fun fact: across the universe, humans and Martians are the only species that blush when feelings strike. ☺️
Everyone else stays cool, unbothered. Maybe that’s why they feel closest to our inner selves. 🌹