Noting Out

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Dr. Glassford Dr. Glassford wrote on April 12, 2026 at 7:23 pm
Okay wait, just came across this rosé called lala_V. It’s pink.. like perfect light pink and it looks too delicious for something not mine yet

Sitting here fully invested for the first sip, the vibe..
the whole moment.

But also where do I even get my hands on one?
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Dr. Glassford Dr. Glassford wrote on April 11, 2026 at 1:18 am
Lowkey proud of Dakota Johnson and Tucker Pillsbury. Finding your person in this universe is rare.
If they drop a P.O. box, I’m contributing to the lore with presents.
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Dr. Glassford Dr. Glassford wrote on April 10, 2026 at 8:16 am
MH is officially opening its Pet for Martian Exchange Beta, allowing you to trade your pet of any size, any species for a baby Martian, depending on your location and interest in your region.

We are not judging, if you’ve got an extra cat sitting in a box, a dog hasn't woken up, a fish that doesn't give hugs, this might be your moment.

These little shy nuggets are cute, adorable, and deliciously charming, and their gaurdians begun surfing above Earth to study our geography.
If you spot a tiny glowing traveler overhead, don’t panic they’re just scouting for their future families.

A very limited number of baby Martians are available in this cycle.
If you’re interested in welcoming one into your home, drop me a line to apply and check your eligibility before they’re all claimed.

Earth about to get a whole lot cuter. 🧂

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Dr. Glassford Dr. Glassford wrote on April 10, 2026 at 4:26 am
The moment I realised MH rotated counter clockwise spells HW, which is short for Homework or Hot Wife Kink post-grad, I knew MH must stand for Cool Husband Afterhours, and you can not give it all to one guy.
So YES, I accepted the presidency partly for the acronym math.
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Dr. Glassford Dr. Glassford wrote on April 8, 2026 at 8:36 am
POII: It’s minus double digits in April and I just need some cosmetic energy to get out of bed.

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Dr. Glassford Dr. Glassford wrote on April 6, 2026 at 7:04 pm
Friends always give that unconditional love 🌻 something I could never keep up with alone, though I’ll save them in memory ✌️
But if you’re casting for a supporting actor, I know someone who’d love to audition 🤗

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Dr. Glassford Dr. Glassford wrote on April 3, 2026 at 2:04 pm
Few days ago we watched Moe‑chan tug Punchy’s ponytail and sprint off. Cute, sure ok but friendship is supposed to orbit around mutual gravity, not one way pulls. 🐎

So what’s the move now? 🤔
Does Punchy get to tug back?
I mean in a mutual friendship both sides should feel the same love, the same fairness, the same give and take, and the same pull back that keeps things balanced. 💞
And with their age gap, maybe it’s time Punchy gets a little training in the art of balance.
The same art that makes fashionable tapes. 🤤

🎥Watch Moe-chan intentionally pull punchy's ponytail
❤️‍🔥
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Dr. Glassford Dr. Glassford wrote on April 2, 2026 at 2:09 am
Thankfully April Fools is over, so seriously you may have heard about the 14ton Kit Kat heist. And I'm pretty sure aliens are behind it. 🍫

Hear me out.
We know that fashion is fashion. And art is art. But..

The Met Gala announced 'Fashion is Art'.

Now stay with me.

If fashion is art, then KFC is chicken 🍗 obvi

Cool, cool. Love that for them.

Now we can dive deeper.
Life is simple. 🩷💲
M&Ms are pebbles. ☺️💎🌊


Therefore we conclude:
Kit Kat is Mars. 🫢

And we already know aliens might beef with Martians over their planet.

So what do aliens do? 👽

They steal Mars with Met Gala loop hole because they don't have their own. 🛸

Invasion or not? Don't know.
Met Gala a soft launch of heist? Maybe.
Mono Lisa is Ice cream? 😭

However, there are now so many other unanswered questions which I'll leave to Good For You! 💞

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Dr. Glassford Dr. Glassford wrote on March 30, 2026 at 1:23 am
Fun fact: across the universe, humans and Martians are the only species that blush when feelings strike. ☺️
Everyone else stays cool, unbothered. Maybe that’s why they feel closest to our inner selves. 🌹
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Dr. Glassford Dr. Glassford wrote on March 28, 2026 at 3:05 am
Working on our stories popup functionality and tightening the flow so the animation rises and opens with little sparks of delight. 😛😘 🫢
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