Good evening, Citizens. 🐰

As you are aware, Martians celebrated Christmas this year with a new spirit, a brand new tree, and a brand new spaceship I left there as my sleigh. 🛷

They fell in love with it, and despite having their own Christmas now, they are here to steal our Christmas in December! 🌲

I'm sure some of you have witnessed this firsthand by now, of course Martians on Earth who have their own Christmas 🐨😺
But I am mostly worried about the misinteraction between human beings and Martians.

Here's the thing: basically Martians are just cat toddlers even in adulthood, they are so sweet, curious and affectionate.🍨🩷

But conflict starts when you realize some humans are not cat people, and some are just cat addicts who might find one of these Martians sitting in an empty box and decide to keep them. 🎁
As a result, more and more Martians will be arriving on Earth in January with excuses such as "looking for their family" for looting Christmas leftovers.😀

You never know what those leftovers are...
could be a discontinued spicy popcorn from Asia with a jewel name that send kids to the hospital. 🦢

I will addressing this further as the Ambassador of Martians on Earth to prevent interplanetary conflicts.🧾

This is the kind of holiday glow I’m into. 🥓
A full horizontal bar of vibrant & medium contrast colors, indirectly casting light across my martians filled memento shelves. 🦷
Maybe it’s time to bring some of them out and let them shine on our table. 🩷

Started trying Peak with some friends... Honestly, barely any coconuts or energy drinks on the map we played, on the other hand stamina drained quick because we did not have any PPE! 🥥
But when the bones are good, the rest don't matter, we shared the coconuts we found and lifted each other's spirits after we fell off a cliff. 😂 👻 😭
Hoping to find some PPE or Duty free medicine next time I check in. 🚬🎽

When the Martians asked me to fill in as their Santa, I naturally started blending my own interests into their traditions 🤨

Which brought me to an important question:

What tree do I fancy the Martians use as their Christmas tree in August?

A) Japanese Maple 🍁
B) Silver Fir 👽
C) Blue Gum 🧀
D) Blue Spruce 😸
E) Cherry 🩷

Because Australians are smart, vivid and so kind, I chose the Blue Gum as Martian Christmas tree 🙊 😸
When people step closer and they peel the layers, they discover Martians inner sweetness, hospitality and warmth.
Also just like 'Bluey,' that doesn't shout for attention, but once you feel it, you're hungered by something more & deeper. 🍰 🐕

Last Martian Christmas (August), went to Mars to visit a pediatric patient at my clinic overdosed by my nurse on G-Force stabilizers. 🥺🫨

Showed up at the spaceport and faced THIS, Martians don't have Santa 😭
Immediately had tears in my eyes and sudden emotional baggage but I knew the beard wasn't gonna be a problem. 🤫

Jupiter, my adopted child, is arriving this Christmas! 🐦‍🔥🤞🧸

Still searching for someone willing to co-parent this cuddly star.

Jupiter deserves a mom 💫

Jupiter's going to need all the love! 💓

I have no makeup on and I have no filter on. 💄🐢

You want to know the real secret looking this young? 🌵

I have no kids. 😊