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Dr. Glassford Dr. Glassford wrote on December 4, 2025 at 7:31 pm
Started trying Peak with some friends... Honestly, barely any coconuts or energy drinks on the map we played, on the other hand stamina drained quick because we did not have any PPE! πŸ₯₯
But when the bones are good, the rest don't matter, we shared the coconuts we found and lifted each other's spirits after we fell off a cliff. πŸ˜‚ πŸ‘» 😭
Hoping to find some PPE or Duty free medicine next time I check in. 🚬🎽
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Dr. Glassford Dr. Glassford wrote on December 4, 2025 at 8:11 am
Citizens, Maude hardware is your ergonomic companion that helps you readapt, recalibrate, and remember what gravity feels like after traveling among the stars. βœοΈπŸ˜πŸ”

Think of it as an organic substitute for G-force stabilizers, a comforting FaceTime before bed, a love letter to your muscles, and a gentle daily relief that helps you settle naturally back into gravity. ✌️ 🫠

Whether I've been floating recently or missing it, Maude hardware is my sweet ritual, no substances needed, just my nurse for assistance, bliss & euphoria . πŸ˜› πŸ•πŸ€©


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Dr. Glassford Dr. Glassford wrote on December 3, 2025 at 9:11 am
When the Martians asked me to fill in as their Santa, I naturally started blending my own interests into their traditions 🀨

Which brought me to an important question:

What tree do I fancy the Martians use as their Christmas tree in August?

A) Japanese Maple 🍁
B) Silver Fir πŸ‘½
C) Blue Gum πŸ§€
D) Blue Spruce 😸
E) Cherry 🩷

Because Australians are smart, vivid and so kind, I chose the Blue Gum as Martian Christmas tree πŸ™Š 😸
When people step closer and they peel the layers, they discover Martians inner sweetness, hospitality and warmth.
Also just like 'Bluey,' that doesn't shout for attention, but once you feel it, you're hungered by something more & deeper. 🍰 πŸ•

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Dr. Glassford Dr. Glassford wrote on December 2, 2025 at 1:42 am
My young patient didn't make it. After our nurse left for vacation in October, we discovered he'd been self injecting with the gravity simulator. 🍨
An obsession that turned tragic. πŸ₯Ί
Fingers crossed nothing like this happens to my patients on the return journey...

Martian tradition says holy cinnamon showers keep away bad luck. 🀫 πŸ§…πŸ§„
Today feels like the right day for it. ✍️
You deserve better energy day 🍁 ⚑

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Dr. Glassford Dr. Glassford wrote on December 1, 2025 at 3:12 am
Last Martian Christmas (August), went to Mars to visit a pediatric patient at my clinic overdosed by my nurse on G-Force stabilizers. πŸ₯ΊπŸ«¨

Showed up at the spaceport and faced THIS, Martians don't have Santa 😭
Immediately had tears in my eyes and sudden emotional baggage but I knew the beard wasn't gonna be a problem. 🀫


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Dr. Glassford Dr. Glassford wrote on November 30, 2025 at 11:49 am
Applying my own filter for the holidays, Thank you 🎁 🀞 😍

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Dr. Glassford Dr. Glassford wrote on November 29, 2025 at 4:43 am
Jupiter, my adopted child, is arriving this Christmas! πŸ¦β€πŸ”₯🀞🧸

Still searching for someone willing to co-parent this cuddly star.

Jupiter deserves a mom πŸ’«

Jupiter's going to need all the love! πŸ’“

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Dr. Glassford Dr. Glassford wrote on November 29, 2025 at 3:23 am
When I'm in space breathing recycled air that's been recycled 217 times, good skincare isn't optional. 😷

It's survival. πŸ₯Ή

So I take Maude on every travel. 🀀

After a few missions, I learned packing the bare essentials for space somehow makes me look vogue on earth. πŸ₯‡

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Dr. Glassford Dr. Glassford wrote on November 28, 2025 at 7:17 pm
I have no makeup on and I have no filter on. πŸ’„πŸ’

You want to know the real secret looking this young? 🌡

I have no kids. 😊


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Dr. Glassford Dr. Glassford wrote on November 28, 2025 at 4:12 am
Prada feels right for me πŸ˜›

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Dr. Glassford Dr. Glassford wrote on November 27, 2025 at 9:24 am
Shotgun to first bytes of Blue Origin's data center on Mars πŸ’…

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Evan Evan wrote on November 26, 2025 at 8:43 am
According to a new European Court of Justice ruling, same sex marriages must be recognized across all EU nations, Yass! but leave your ancestors intellectual property to charity for a discord or a community membership until haapiness becomes a first timers mandate. πŸ«‚

Read this article πŸ₯²
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Dr. Glassford Dr. Glassford wrote on November 25, 2025 at 5:34 pm
So beautiful to watch.

This is a video clip of a citizen after her interaction with my mom.

Thank you for taking the time to have this conversation and for sharing it.

Sweet 🩷🍬

Watch This Video πŸ“Ό
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Evan Evan wrote on November 25, 2025 at 4:33 pm
November 27th is open on our calendar, so we're officially declaring it 'Trashy Vikings Day'!

Channel your inner warrior & enjoy some Mead & Bacon strips πŸ₯“πŸ€€

SkΓ₯l! 🍻
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Evan Evan wrote on November 25, 2025 at 10:47 am
Anyways, let's be fair to NATO, alliance's principles support human rights and equality even when it comes to 'rights to use' of another land's language.
Instead let's refer to this contradictory phenomenon as 'Human rights trash can: Denmark' that does NOT resonate to the formula stand alone.
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