I was Energized, Motivated, Ambitious, and Driven to visit L.A. in the coming weeks.

But since Howie Gordon opened today, I guess I don't have any business there anymore.

Looks like other people found a way and have already taken care of it.

The Mars vs Earth saga! what do you prefer? Martian Pediatrician or Adult Wellness Glassford?

It’s been really funny because who remembers that two years ago, when I became a pediatrician for Martian children, the comments went wild telling me to go back to Earth. This is awful.
Do you guys remember that saga?

Now there’s a whole group of people just discovering that I actually live on Mars and only drop into my Earth office for adult wellness checkups, and they’re like oh my god no, go back to the Martian kids.

Well guys, sorry to disappoint. I can rock both planets.

Anyway, yesterday during a Cloud9 therapy session, my patient happened to be pregnant and, so went into obstetrics labor mid therapy, and since I’m licensed in two planets did not hesitate, I delivered the baby myself.
I didn’t charge extra for the emergency, but I did name the child Sara without explicitly mentioning it.

Mother and baby are thriving.
You’re welcome.

Having said that, friends, now seems like the perfect time to ask for your consent to use your stories, life occasions, and Instagram posts as one side of my therapy portal for my patients including other MH residents.

Therapy is so helpful when you are in a crisis