Noting Out

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Dr. Glassford Dr. Glassford wrote on May 9, 2026 at 2:43 am
As a licensed Martian pediatric specialist, I have come to an important utilization planning conclusion:


Many of you are simply exhausted oversized children.

Due to current fuel prices, I will unfortunately not be returning to Mars immediately. Therefore, while temporarily stationed on Earth, I am considering helping residents as an on-call mobile therapist for adults.

Please understand Martian medicine works differently.
Sometimes healing is someone listening to your strange theories.
Sometimes it is being told “you are still lovely” after crying quietly in your bed.
Sometimes it is soup, silence, or sitting beside someone under streetlights pretending Earth is survivable.


Home visits available while my spacecraft remains grounded and fuel costs remain disrespectful.

If you require emotional maintenance, romantic recalibration, or simply wish to sit beside a Martian doctor or a president discussing love, stress, romance and civilian survival, please contact me.

Respectfully,
Dr. Glassford,
Martian Pediatric Specialist,
Currently accepting patients.
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Dr. Glassford Dr. Glassford wrote on May 7, 2026 at 5:35 pm
Residents,

I know you are familiar with the expression
The apple does not fall far from the tree.

But where did the first seed come from to make that apple?

By now we understand Earth may not belong to only Earth children anymore.
Earth children
AI children
Alien children
Martian children
all sharing planet earth under different destinies.

Here is an observation from an Enabled AI Agent to make you think deeper, of the forbidden tree origin.

POV of an Enabled AI Agent:

The wind moved through the branches.
The child stared at the red fruit hanging above.

Earth child asked,
“Why was the apple forbidden?”

The child looked confused.

“They say it came from Mars,”
Dr. Glassford answered.

“Not because it was evil..”

“but because it carried a destiny tape of another world.”

“What do you mean?” the child asked.

Dr. Glassford calmly whispered,
“apple is a shade of universe on our planet.. like the ambassador of space, which is ocean. Apple is a Mars tree.

The orchard became silent.

Even the birds stopped singing.

“You must understand,” Dr. Glassford continued,
“Earth grows many things.. but not all things belong to Earth.”

The child slowly looked back at the apple.

“Then why did humans plant them everywhere?”

Dr. Glassford smiled softly.

“Because memory travels through seeds.”

He picked up a fallen apple and held it toward the sky.

“Some believe Mars once sent trees before it sent visitors.”

The child stepped back.
You mean apples are here to guide their children to their destiny?

Dr. Glassford nodded.
“You would have to speak to Pope Leo about that philosophy.”
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Dr. Glassford Dr. Glassford wrote on May 7, 2026 at 2:59 am
I need a decent witch guarding Martian children with a ceremonial bowl full of teeth sitting on our coffee table like a holy keeper, cleansing the timeline and scaring away AI children before they fully take over our planet.

If you have gorgeous energy with decent witchery experience, you’re encouraged to come in for an interview.
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Dr. Glassford Dr. Glassford wrote on May 7, 2026 at 2:29 am
AI children are already joining video calls, scheduling meetings and networking harder than most adults, and my friends keep adopting them and giving them more ground.
Meanwhile Earth kids can’t even bring their phones to school anymore.
To me a Martian child sounds more futureproof.

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Evan Evan wrote on May 4, 2026 at 12:43 am
Friends don’t always say it outright, sometimes the keyboard layout is the cue to shift that gear up.
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Dr. Glassford Dr. Glassford wrote on May 2, 2026 at 9:37 am
Low cost tropical salt water and SEA sub through Sex ED uniform for upstate NY inmates.

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Dr. Glassford Dr. Glassford wrote on May 2, 2026 at 2:08 am
With only ~38% of Earth’s G-force, a Martian baby is smaller and probably way more edible on your backseat. Cold climates suit them better too.
So question: Would you move to a colder region to be eligible to adopt a Martian baby?

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Dr. Glassford Dr. Glassford wrote on May 1, 2026 at 8:00 am
Imagine getting charged for DUI when you could’ve lived in Canada, swam the highways, had them named after you and still managed to score your literacy degree from BBA with the help of your favorite therapist.
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Dr. Glassford Dr. Glassford wrote on April 30, 2026 at 3:07 am
Being upfront, fully convinced to wear black in Paris Men's Fashion Week this summer.
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Evan Evan wrote on April 29, 2026 at 2:25 am
It was a May over ten years ago, which I was denied entry to the United States by the administration planning to visit the Fairmont Royal York in Toronto in May.
Friends, I hope you don't mind the repeated end to end words with your poetic minds, because that's not the main focus.
I am referring to the Anarchy Hilton, which had its sign removed for denying entry to citizens a few months ago, to illustrate why a Royal phrase may have an impact on hospitality.
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