It’s been really funny because who remembers that two years ago, when I became a pediatrician for Martian children, the comments went wild telling me to go back to Earth. This is awful.
Do you guys remember that saga?
Now there’s a whole group of people just discovering that I actually live on Mars and only drop into my Earth office for adult wellness checkups, and they’re like oh my god no, go back to the Martian kids.
Well guys, sorry to disappoint. I can rock both planets.
Anyway, yesterday during a Cloud9 therapy session, my patient happened to be pregnant and, so went into obstetrics labor mid therapy, and since I’m licensed in two planets did not hesitate, I delivered the baby myself.
I didn’t charge extra for the emergency, but I did name the child Sara without explicitly mentioning it.
Mother and baby are thriving.
You’re welcome.
