Dr. Glassford wrote on December 1, 2025 at 3:12 am
Last Martian Christmas (August), went to Mars to visit a pediatric patient at my clinic overdosed by my nurse on G-Force stabilizers. 🥺🫨
Showed up at the spaceport and faced THIS, Martians don't have Santa 😭
Immediately had tears in my eyes and sudden emotional baggage but I knew the beard wasn't gonna be a problem. 🤫