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Dr. Glassford Dr. Glassford wrote on December 11, 2025 at 7:12 pm
Good evening, Citizens. 🐰

As you are aware, Martians celebrated Christmas this year with a new spirit, a brand new tree, and a brand new spaceship I left there as my sleigh. 🛷

They fell in love with it, and despite having their own Christmas now, they are here to steal our Christmas in December! 🌲

I'm sure some of you have witnessed this firsthand by now, of course Martians on Earth who have their own Christmas 🐨😺
But I am mostly worried about the misinteraction between human beings and Martians.

Here's the thing: basically Martians are just cat toddlers even in adulthood, they are so sweet, curious and affectionate.🍨🩷

But conflict starts when you realize some humans are not cat people, and some are just cat addicts who might find one of these Martians sitting in an empty box and decide to keep them. 🎁
As a result, more and more Martians will be arriving on Earth in January with excuses such as "looking for their family" for looting Christmas leftovers.😀

You never know what those leftovers are...
could be a discontinued spicy popcorn from Asia with a jewel name that send kids to the hospital. 🦢

I will addressing this further as the Ambassador of Martians on Earth to prevent interplanetary conflicts.🧾
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