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APRIL 🍎 30

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TFC ⚽ Rapids

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The Chaos Princess 🐰

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Bribing Aliens 😉!

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Dr. Glassford wrote on May 2, 2026 at 2:08 am

With only ~38% of Earth’s G-force, a Martian baby is smaller and probably way more edible on your backseat. Cold climates suit them better too.
So question: Would you move to a colder region to be eligible to adopt a Martian baby?

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