Dr. Glassford wrote on February 12, 2026 at 8:53 am
The new 'Hiroshima Romance' fireworks is so mesmerizing. 🎇
And if there was one reason the Hiroshima Romance fireworks were showcased a few hours before February 12 in China for the journey we begin today, it is simply because they stand ahead in time. 🌠
What remains, is the resonance of that feeling within. 🧵
We are falling into this unity regardless of orientation. 🐦🔥
Dr. Glassford wrote on February 11, 2026 at 12:46 am
February 12 always sounds right for an odyssey to a sweet rice treat, 12 hours to WH, 12 hours back, a route taken for a handshake, to realign, reconnect, and strengthen direction.
We hope WH evolves into more of a senior & selective symbol, while a new location carries the presidency and current local discussions forward, allowing foreign & rooted matters to be addressed within a more dedicated and appropriately designated setting. 🏯
I don’t quite get it. Did anyone really expect the Gordie Howe to open? 🤔
If so, the scope of this topic has been underestimated, and the outcome may come as a surprise. 🧵
Is it just me, or is global warming starting to feel like a joke?
There are glaciers forming in our neighborhood and I'm over here literally having to manually operate my own face, alone 🥺
Send help! 😇
Someone to share body heat with who enjoys glacier romance. ☺️🏔️
Dr. Glassford wrote on February 2, 2026 at 3:33 am
Martians texting me and obsessing over my dance moves from S.CA performance last night. But besties that wasn't me, I was too busy scooping my heart up during those sweet backstage interviews ❤️💦🥄
Dr. Glassford wrote on January 31, 2026 at 5:20 pm
Hello Citizens. 😀
Recently Martian moms started asking me for style advice. Apparently, my "plateau of character" in fashion became... intriguing? 💙
But there's a catch with Mars's lower gravity. Martian women are adopting Earth fashion without realizing our fashion were designed for a planet where things actually... drop. 🙃
So now I'm fielding questions like "Dr. Glassford, do I actually need this?" while holding up lingerie in my clinic! 👙
My most frequent advice
Controversial but simple: Skip the bra if you're layering.
Unless you're in a children oriented crowd, of course.
Less is often more, architecturally speaking. 🩷
Obviously, my office operates outside these rules. Medical settings have their own dress codes.
But when Martian moms ask to meet me outside the clinic?
I politely suggest they dress accordingly to my... aesthetic preferences. ☺️
The other night, a consultation went like this:
A patient stopped by after hours, for her child's follow up paperwork.
Her: "Dr. Glassford, I have a question. Not medical.
(smiling, fingers at her neckline) You mentioned that layering rule. I'm meeting friends later. Does this work?" (the dress was so delicate, so translucent, I could see the rhythm of her breathing & heart beats, honestly) 🪽
Me: That's... that's architecturally sound. Very sound. 🫠
Her: "Just the core structure? No other layers?"
Me: In my opinion as someone
completely unqualified to give fashion advice... perfect structure. Carries its own gravity. 🥰
Her: (leaning closer) "And if I were meeting you somewhere? Same rules apply?" 🍸
Me: I'd... strongly encourage following the principles we've discussed. 💯
She left with her paperwork. And an invitation I'm still deciding whether to accept. 🤔💌