February 12 always sounds right for an odyssey to a sweet rice treat, 12 hours to WH, 12 hours back, a route taken for a handshake, to realign, reconnect, and strengthen direction.

We hope WH evolves into more of a senior & selective symbol, while a new location carries the presidency and current local discussions forward, allowing foreign & rooted matters to be addressed within a more dedicated and appropriately designated setting. 🏯

Oh did you not hear the Gordie Howe stretches to infinity… ♾️
Yet one end is in Canada and the other stands in the USA. ℹ️
How does that make sense? 🪢

Join us this Family Day, February 16, for a special Karamelized Pastry & Steam Evening.
Book your reservation now and let’s get karamellized! 🫠

Kind reminder: No outside drinks or pets please. 🤨

Is it just me, or is global warming starting to feel like a joke?
There are glaciers forming in our neighborhood and I'm over here literally having to manually operate my own face, alone 🥺

Send help! 😇

Someone to share body heat with who enjoys glacier romance. ☺️🏔️

Hello Citizens. 😀
Recently Martian moms started asking me for style advice. Apparently, my "plateau of character" in fashion became... intriguing? 💙

But there's a catch with Mars's lower gravity. Martian women are adopting Earth fashion without realizing our fashion were designed for a planet where things actually... drop. 🙃

So now I'm fielding questions like "Dr. Glassford, do I actually need this?" while holding up lingerie in my clinic! 👙

My most frequent advice
Controversial but simple:
Skip the bra if you're layering.
Unless you're in a children oriented crowd, of course.
Less is often more, architecturally speaking. 🩷

Obviously, my office operates outside these rules. Medical settings have their own dress codes.
But when Martian moms ask to meet me outside the clinic?
I politely suggest they dress accordingly to my... aesthetic preferences. ☺️

The other night, a consultation went like this:

A patient stopped by after hours, for her child's follow up paperwork.

Her: "Dr. Glassford, I have a question. Not medical.
(smiling, fingers at her neckline) You mentioned that layering rule. I'm meeting friends later. Does this work?" (the dress was so delicate, so translucent, I could see the rhythm of her breathing & heart beats, honestly) 🪽

Me: That's... that's architecturally sound. Very sound. 🫠

Her: "Just the core structure? No other layers?"

Me: In my opinion as someone
completely unqualified to give fashion advice... perfect structure. Carries its own gravity. 🥰

Her: (leaning closer) "And if I were meeting you somewhere? Same rules apply?" 🍸

Me: I'd... strongly encourage following the principles we've discussed. 💯

She left with her paperwork. And an invitation I'm still deciding whether to accept. 🤔💌