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Dr. Glassford Dr. Glassford wrote on May 2, 2026 at 2:08 am
With only ~38% of Earth’s G-force, a Martian baby is smaller and probably way more edible on your backseat. Cold climates suit them better too.
So question: Would you move to a colder region to be eligible to adopt a Martian baby?

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Dr. Glassford Dr. Glassford wrote on May 1, 2026 at 8:00 am
Imagine getting charged for DUI when you could’ve lived in Canada, swam the highways, had them named after you and still managed to score your literacy degree from BBA with the help of your favorite therapist.
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Dr. Glassford Dr. Glassford wrote on April 30, 2026 at 3:07 am
Being upfront, fully convinced to wear black in Paris Men's Fashion Week this summer.
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Evan Evan wrote on April 29, 2026 at 2:25 am
It was a May over ten years ago, which I was denied entry to the United States by the administration planning to visit the Fairmont Royal York in Toronto in May.
Friends, I hope you don't mind the repeated end to end words with your poetic minds, because that's not the main focus.
I am referring to the Anarchy Hilton, which had its sign removed for denying entry to citizens a few months ago, to illustrate why a Royal phrase may have an impact on hospitality.
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Evan Evan wrote on April 28, 2026 at 3:56 pm
El Nino might have secured permanent residency, signing autographs in Ontario with absolutely no intention of leaving.
So now it’s me who has to go on a field trip.

I am welcoming your expert travel plans, style advice trailer park suggestions and any kind of virtual or in-person guidance you’re willing to offer.
I need you Live ASAP, already obsessing over your feedback 247, quenching is not enough.

Your wisdom, taste, and input will directly influence my next move.

Let's scoop our dream in a cone or a cup.

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Dr. Glassford Dr. Glassford wrote on April 23, 2026 at 2:45 am
Love doesn’t always have to be big gestures. It’s making space for small, special obsessions.
This isn’t silly this is an emotional support plushie and technically the actual size of a baby foreign planet civilian in lower gravity.
It works as long as you’re into it.

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Dr. Glassford Dr. Glassford wrote on April 21, 2026 at 7:24 pm
Multitasking tomorrow, bringing Martian kids to Earth for a field trip. Preparing my captain’s note. :

Captain’s PSA:
Bienvenidos a bordo, espero que estén teniendo un gran día..
Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking.. we’ve officially cleared the April turbulence.
The Arctic chills and El Niño mood swings are behind us. No more minus double digits, no more artificial conditions.
If you’ve been keeping a small flame alive under the blanket, now’s the time to find your runway, lift off on new platform and let that spark turn into a rainbow that flies.
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Evan Evan wrote on April 21, 2026 at 2:56 am
Should've had this ICEMAN ice crushing, hands-on learning back at TMU instead of melting my brain in socialogy electives while friends were landing jobs with Vampires.
I guess vampires were a better kind before generation Sigma
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Dr. Glassford Dr. Glassford wrote on April 19, 2026 at 12:14 pm
With the MH coronation wrapped for another year, the Martian kids cornered me with the most serious question they could manage:
‘Dr. Glassford, now that the birthday is over, do we unbow? Or do we keep living with bows?’

They know exactly what they’re doing with all that exaggerated innocence, and calculated cuteness.

They love any excuse to celebrate, and with that level of charm I might actually die or bring them all to Canada.

It’s their kind of strategy to melt a person and make them forget they were living for anything else.
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Evan Evan wrote on April 17, 2026 at 4:10 am
Low key Hiroshima Romance painting the town red.

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